man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's official drugs can't kill me
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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