I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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