i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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