No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
A bitchslap is in order.
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