Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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