Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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