he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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