He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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