just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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