so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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