hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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