Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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