As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Two words: nipple clamps
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