I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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