Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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