For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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