its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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