I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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