Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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