Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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