Barsexuality is the new black.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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