she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
