So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I have fence marks all over my body
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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