I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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