"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The ass gains better be worth it
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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