Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you inspire me to be a worse person
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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