This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I could fuck to npr.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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