White coat. Heels.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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