My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Watching her eat just hurts me
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
