Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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