He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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