Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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