do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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