We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize