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(919): View more from North Carolina

I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.

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(817): View more from Texas

I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

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(775): View more from Nevada

suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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(559): View more from California

We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Walk of Shame today included voting.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.

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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.

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