Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize