what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
we should paint friendship bongs
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