Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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