So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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