She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Boobs are out for the taking
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
this is an emotional support booty call
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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