love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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