I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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