I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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