let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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