You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Let's get the cat blown out
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I did not marry a roomba.
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