Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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