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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"

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(480): View more from Arizona

he seriously made his penis a facebook.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.

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(802): View more from Vermont

She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.

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(619): View more from California

she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away

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