Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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