This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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