Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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