I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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