i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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