I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Is it penis luge time yet?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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