spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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