im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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