there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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