I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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