White coat. Heels.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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