God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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